I somehow convinced a room of people today that I don’t have sympathy for people when their cats die. Every time someone threw me a rope to clear up the situation I just used it to catapult into a deeper hole. This is why I should never be allowed to speak out loud and instead be given a paper and plenty of room for forethought. It was exceptionally embarrassing, especially considering this was part-one of a three-part, nine-hour series on providing exception customer service through exceptional communication skills.
Someone tried to make me feel better during a break by saying, “I bet you are a lot nicer than you are coming off in the class.” Happy Valentine’s Day friends, On this day of love I want to assure you that I love, not loathe your animal friends.